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Thu, 23 May 2013 11:27:34 -0400

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck: amplifiedattire: Robot(?)...

Thu, 23 May 2013 10:34:33 -0400

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

amplifiedattire:

Robot(?) leggings by Balenciaga. [Source]

GIVE ME THOSE FUCKERS

opaqueglitter: “Bolshoy Opera” Photographer Jean Baptiste...

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:50:58 -0400

opaqueglitter:

“Bolshoy Opera” Photographer Jean Baptiste Fort

I love the first one!

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:47:22 -0400

I love the first one!

detectiveinspectornarwhal: death-or-exile: WOW I AM ESPECIALLY...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:38:57 -0400

detectiveinspectornarwhal:

death-or-exile:

WOW I AM ESPECIALLY IMPRESSED WITH THE MR. FREEZE EYES

This is what one means when they say ‘Make up artist.’

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Sun, 19 May 2013 13:55:03 -0400

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Tue, 14 May 2013 00:00:53 -0400

nothing-rhymes-with-ianto: starrose17: jennyfosho: negacrow: ...

Mon, 13 May 2013 10:02:47 -0400

nothing-rhymes-with-ianto:

starrose17:

jennyfosho:

negacrow:

Well, that was unexpected.

tHE SOUND I MADE WAS NOT HUMAN

Did NOT see that coming! LOL

Reblogging again because this video made me laugh really hard at the unexpectedness of it.

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Sat, 11 May 2013 15:38:36 -0400

“Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus”

Sat, 11 May 2013 13:57:09 -0400

“Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus”

sometimenever: #a most beautiful photoset #of allison argent...

Sat, 11 May 2013 12:12:31 -0400

sometimenever:

#a most beautiful photoset #of allison argent fucking dudes’ shit up.

ltwaswhatever: sometimes the chains that prevent us from being...

Fri, 10 May 2013 01:43:15 -0400

ltwaswhatever:

sometimes the chains that prevent us from being free are more mental than physical

This reminds me of my sisters boyfriends childhood dog Morgan. He is a Labradoodle, and could easily rest his head on a table while on all fours, but a barricade of pringles cans in a door way will deter him just like this puppy, he just sad eyes you until you move them… Oh Morgan.

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Tue, 07 May 2013 07:02:36 -0400

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Tue, 07 May 2013 06:58:33 -0400

coolstoryrob: meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin: serionsly: voyag...

Mon, 06 May 2013 10:27:29 -0400

coolstoryrob:

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin:

serionsly:

voyagevisuelle:

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

or you know this could be photoshopped

but idk

you tell me

this is alexandrias melon (wow)

it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)

it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds

it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.

its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true

This is the Peppermeloni. Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.

The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.

It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.

This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.

I had a conversation with my mom and John the other day about how kids growing up in this day and age are going to have a real problem because you can never believe anything you read on the internet without having to double/triple check information and even then, who knows what other fools have played into the fake reality someone decided to write about!

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Mon, 29 Apr 2013 12:14:35 -0400

monochorus1: morrissarty: “We don’t have any place to...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 12:13:06 -0400

monochorus1:

morrissarty:

“We don’t have any place to sit,” “Don’t worry, i got this.”

what

wat

i just stared at this for at least ten minutes

i’m speechless

randomstupidchaos: I can’t like and reblog this enough.

Wed, 17 Apr 2013 19:44:02 -0400

randomstupidchaos:

I can’t like and reblog this enough.

lohrien: Illustrations by Luce-in-the-sky I’m in...

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 06:54:56 -0400

lohrien:

Illustrations by Luce-in-the-sky

I’m in a cuteness mood!

Pure awesomeness from a lovely friend!

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 14:19:37 -0400

I went to church with my family tonight and the pastor said something that I think every Christian should hear
Pastor: Now, according to a few passages in the bible, homosexuality is a sin.
Couple of older males in the audience: Amen!
Pastor: Now, wait, I’m not finished.
Pastor: You know what else the bible defines as a sin? Divorce.
-uncomfortable silence-
Pastor: There are countless passages that talk about how divorce is wrong, and that there are consequences to getting a divorce, such as the wife should be stoned.
Pastor: Yet, I witnessed a divorce just this morning. And I gotta tell you, it was heartbreaking, but I definitely didn’t attempt to throw rocks at the wife, even though she was the one who filed for divorce.
Pastor: We choose to overlook the consequences of divorce because time has proven that they’re inhumane and cruel.
Pastor: The bible doesn’t say anything about the consequences of a homosexual lifestyle. Yet, we seem to be spearheading a campaign to ruin the lives of people we don’t even know.
-the pastor shifts a few notes around-
Pastor: The bible states to love thy neighbor. That’s it. There are no other rules or restrictions to that passage.
Pastor: So, we as a church family have to support equality with a smile on our face. THAT is the true Christian way.